You go in
These rest stops now
And the coffee pots
Have been replaced
By these high tech machines
That make you
plug in your order on a digital screen.
Then
To carry out
this order
they grind out the exact amount of beans
Based on some scientific strength formula.
Compare this to the nearly extinct
Old school gas station coffee pot
Ain’t there something Nostalgic about it
About the shitty gas station coffee pot
With its steamy dinked almost dirty
Glass
With the liquid measurements scraped
Off
From too many dishwashings
Or too few dishwashings
Or maybe both.
Yet we see through its transparency
We trust the nearly extinct
Coffee pot
It has nothing to hide
In its infinite blackness
Dark as space
Flat as a morning pond
Before a good fishing day.
I don’t want a machine betweeen
Me and my morning coffee
Then again
I guess
there was a machine
behind the drip coffee pot
But it was considerably less
Like a pony connected to a wooden wheel rather than
An automated self driving truck
I mean
In terms of manual labor
I certainly
Didn’t expect a French press
When I went to grab a hot drop
From the local gas station
Before they had these
giant robot baristas
But the old coffee machine, you know
The drip one
Had humanity in it
Not the humanity of the French press
We aren’t looking for spa treatment at a gas station
Where truckers relieve themselves
But we like a little bit of a reminder
That a man or women
Put some elbow grease into making us
The cup we are about to drink.
It is the same sort of satisfaction we get
At an Italian restaurant
When
As we eat
As we chew
We dream of its maker
For me it is a
Beautiful old couple
rolling pasta in Palermo
Amongst blooming flowers and birds on
Windowsills perched inside the top of fresh apple pie
Even though I don’t think Sicily
Has many apples for pie
Still
they get the same
Flour ripples
On the furrows of their elbows
Always easy to forget
When washing up
While the noodles begin boiling.
But back to coffee
Back to how it is So much more
machine to cup
Then pony to wooden wheel
So much so that
Machine has overtaken man
In its daily creation.
That’s the difference between
the drip coffee-making process
And whatever finger-pressing
Medium coffee
black
sixteen ounce
On a digital screen is called.
The worst is when It asks if you want cream
You don’t even get a choice as to how
Much room
You want to
Add
For cream.
Whatever your choice
yes or no
And the claw grabs your cup
And decides the amount for you
Or for the more sophisticated ones
It decides
Between a few amounts
Giving you no chance
To let your vices overcome you
During the cream pouring process
In the event you want a splash or two more
In real time
More Then you are supposed to have.
Maybe that’s the one thing the machines
Will never be able to
Take over
That extra splash or two of cream
at the end
That you put in the cup
That you didn’t formerly contemplate while ordering.
But during the pour
in that moment
You realize that
the upcoming Day
Is more than you bargained for
And so
at that last second
You can override your internal algorithm
Based on whim
Even if it is illlogical unhealthy
And the data proves that
The amount of cream you added
Is not backed up by
The data.
I know it might be anti progress
And I am pro progress
But a world where
We don’t have unlimited discretion
To add
As much
Cream
As we want
In real time
Is a world that is going backwards as much as it is
Going forwards.
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